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When you’re on your way home from the club but one of you almost died

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paprika:

this was definitely my fav scene from tfios

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Tumblr after 12/16/18:

Gosh my sexual inspiration will be gone

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Midwestern

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Alaskan

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Central/South Eastern Texas, specifically:

That’s some oddly Cthulhu shit

North Jersey purgatory

Real Pacific Northwest

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aries

• they look like don’t mess with me but actually they’re love me
  
• too smart
  
• they don’t care a lot about emotions… unless their own
  
• one of the easiest ways to lose them is lying to them
  
• cry baby
• they talk too much, so it’s hard to know when they’re serious
  
• somehow they can convince people to do the most stupid things
  
• sexually frustrated 24/7
  
• they’re strong like when everything is going to shit they have strength and don’t let themselves get dragged
  
• they move their hands a lot when talking
  
• they’re the kind of people who bite their lips when thinking and accidentally bleeds
  

taurus

• on the outside they look very calm and quiet, but in the inside they burn like hell (they’re too intense)
  
• they don’t lose control easily but they do lose it often
  
• they have a hard time trusting/believing in people’s emotions
  
• they could kill you if you hurt an animal
  
• a great part of them have a great sleeping schedule
  
• they care too much about people they love
  
• they cheat on board games
  
• very good friends
• too selective when choosing who to spend their time and energy with
  
• they move their eyebrows a lot in their facial expressions
  
• stubborn
  
• they don’t let people go completely
  
• their hugs are the best hugs when you have a bad day
  

gemini

• emotional mess (they feel nothing in the right way)
  
• they know a lot of useful shit
  
• but they don’t know what sleep means
  
• being bored is the worst thing that can happen to them (they get too mean, like little children)
  
• narcissistic af
  
• they’re never wrong
  
• they express their feelings in thousands of different ways, however none of them seem to work
  
• incomprehensible love for snacks
  
• misunderstood
• they cover their feelings with humor/indifference 87% of the time
  
• they can make anyone laugh, no kidding
  
• they lie to themselves
  
• sensitive af, if you spend a lot of time with them you’ll see they’re such babies
  
• very insecure
• random happiness/sadness attacks
  
• their brain is an exhaused roller coaster
  
• innocent without wanting to be
  
• they seem to fit everywhere but nowhere at the same time
  

cancer

• they look like love me but actually they’re like i fuck with you or you fuck with me
  
• they don’t know how to handle their feelings, so they don’t
  
• drama,,,drama,,,dRAMa,,..drama
• they can be too selfish
  
• unpredictable af
  
• leave me alone, but give me attention
  
• their cellphone is part of their body
  
• their true friends knows their family (even if they have never seen them) because of all the stories they tell, all the time
  
• they victimize themselves a lot
  
• they know how to listen and they give the best advice ever but they don’t use it
  
• that kind of people who their first impulse when doing eye contact with someone is smiling
  
• they care a lot about what other people think
  
• they plat a lot with their hands and lips
• the most adorable people when they’re not angry
  
• children loves them
  
• they can tranquilize people quickly
  
• misunderstood because they don’t let anyone understand them
  

leo

• very sharp ideas/way of thinking
  
• high moral
  
• they need constant acceptance/validation
  
• if you do them one you pay ten
  
• always reading your intentions
  
• they tend to joke about other people insecurities
  
• they tend to do good things for people without even realizing
  
• despite being surrounded by people, they still can feel very alone
  
• they talk to themselves when nobody’s whatching
  
• insecure af
  
• a lot of craziness under the calm person they have
  
• they wink a lot
  
• will never cry or look vulnerable in front of others (unless they totally trust that person)
  

virgo

• they always look like they want to kill someone (maybe they do)
  
• public nerds
  
• the most damaged sleeping schedules lol hello it’s 4 am
  
• they read weird things
  
• super committed and and helpful
  
• they get angry when things are not done in their way
  
• they’re the midpoint between introvert and extrovert
  
• they have a great stalking until they have no crush anymore
  
• they can’t tolerate it when someone is angry at them, even if they’re the ones to blame
  
• their favorite acronym is lmao… laughing my anxiety off
  
• they do this face a lot > 😏

libra

• they’re always in love
  
• they listen to shitty music but won’t admit it
  
• super emotional
  
• they probably don’t know what is happening right now
  
• they get too weird when they’re not comfortable
  
• a stranger is a person they’re not friends with yet
• they have good intentions
  
• creative
• they blush easily
• they have a hard time saying no
• they hide things so they don’t disappoint people they care about
• they try to make everyone happy, even if it’s exhausting

scorpio

• they try to look rude, actually they’re cry babies
  
• dark mind, bright personality
  
• they have secret hobbies
  
• they crave love
• talking to them will make you either appreciate life or want to jump off a bridge
  
• they get easily offended
  
• scary when angry
  
• protective with people they love
  
• they hate being ignored
  
• random laugh attacks
  
• they can make you laugh in the most fucked up moments
  
• they’re that kind of people who give more priority to the problems of those who love than their own
  
• they easily connect with music
  

sagittarius

• ready to disappear in any moment
  
• they have watched every. movie. on netflix
  
• using my emotions? caring about yours? nah, tomorrow… maybe
  
• 34 hour-long naps
  
• they fuck up 10 moments and make a very epic one
  
• they have a hard time when apologizing
  
• they have a hard time when asking for help, they believe they can do anything
  
• would yell at strangers if needed
• intentionally do things and then say they weren’t planned but went well anyway
  
• they tend to be sad before sleeping
  
• this is probably not a good idea but i’ll do it anyway
  
• very competitive, but never satisfied
  

capricorn

• superiority complex
  
• more party souls than you could imagine
  
• they just want you to shut the fuck up
  
• they’re cute until you’re obstrusive
  
• able to intimidate people for good or for bad
  
• they recognize their mistakes and then apologize without making a lot of drama
  
• they keep their cool in the craziest situations
  
• have random acts of love, like biting, cuddling, etc…
  
• can make you feel important one minute and shit in the next minute
  
• always have backup plans
  
• physical appearance is important
  
• always have weird obsessions
• they play a lot with their feet
  
• they need hugs and you to show them love, but will never say it
  

aquarius

• they disappear with no reason
  
• cuter than you
  
• they get confused when choosing between good and bad
  
• everything is overrated for them
  
• they’re addiced to memes
• feelings out of control
  
• they’re the special snowflakes
  
• cannabis 23/7
  
• they will know if you lie
  
• they lose their shit often
  
• they think and feel more than they show
  
• rebels
  
• the smartest ones
  

pisces

• they don’t like dealing with their responsabilities
  
• they like music more than they like you
  
• they like attention but not too much
  
• will never accept being the 2nd option for someone
  
• can listen to you for hours, without making it awkward
  
• fake friendliness (sometimes)
  
• too weird but in a sweet way
  
• super funny. their humor is either too simple or too hard to understand
  
• they overwhelm your mind
  
• big heart, even bigger imagination
• confused af
• if you really analyze them they look like they’re stoned

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